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At Last! Introducing the Corporate Band we've all been waiting for: Frank Fettuccini & The Offswing! Perfect as SOMETHING DIFFERENT for those pre-dinner drinks!

For years members of “The Offswing” have been playing in Melbourne's best function bands and trying to work around the eternal question: How do you please everyone?

But now, “The Offswing” has found the answer!!

We take classic hits, pub rock anthems, dance tracks and current chart-toppers and play them like no one else! With a stage show full of tack and a hint of the deliciously insane; “The Offswing” will be a hit at any function.

It will have the grannies in the audience tapping along to infectious swing & bossa rhythms, while the younger members of the company are laughing to each other, "Dude!! That's ‘Chili Peppers’!! How funny's that???"

The Offswing has been put together specially to hit the mark at any Corporate Function.

With a songlist that has to be heard to be believed and two side-splitting sets of cheeky gags and groanable gouche, this is the band for you!

Please note: "The Offswing" are now available as a TRIO!

Frank Fettuccini; Vocals And Chocolate Frogs …….............................……….. Alex Kyle

Gordon Zola; Guitars And Quotes From The I-Ching ………………….……...… Jim Swainston

Len Guini; Drums And Percussion In A White Wine Sauce ………………….... Brendan Scammell

Ric Ottacheese; Bass Guitar And Assorted Rashes ……………………………….… Darryl Lavery

Mort Zarella; Keyboards With Style, Texture And Modern Plumbing …………..…….….. Simon Walters

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